Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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The Incredible Change: From a Small Troublemaker to a Funny Movie Star!
In the busy streets of Brooklyn, a famous person was born – Mickey Rooney, the powerhouse of American entertainment. Since he was very young, he was drawn to the spotlight, which sparked a love for performing that would shine on screens and stages all over the country.
Imagine this: a tiny entertainer, just a little older than a baby, capturing audiences with his lively energy and natural charm. Mickey started his journey in the exciting world of vaudeville, where he learned and practiced his skills with his parents, impressing crowds with singing, dancing, and humor.
But it was the silver screen that truly embraced Mickey’s boundless talent. With a twinkle in his eye and mischief in his smile, he brought to life characters that leaped off the celluloid and into the hearts of millions. Who could forget his mischievous turn as the puckish Puck in a whimsical adaptation of Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”? Or his endearing portrayal of the irrepressible Andy Hardy, a role that made him the darling of Hollywood?
At MGM Studios, Mickey became very famous. He worked with big stars like Judy Garland, dancing and singing his way into movie history, making a lasting impression during Hollywood’s best times.
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