Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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According to science this 43-year-old model has the perfect body! But wait till she turns… 😮 More photos in the comments 👇🏻
Surprising Scientific Study Challenges Conventional Beauty Standards
Science often confirms what we already know, but occasionally, it surprises us with new findings that challenge conventional beliefs. A recent scientific study has raised eyebrows by suggesting that a 43-year-old model may possess the ‘ideal figure.’ In this article, we delve into the study’s revelations and explore the evolving standards of beauty.
The Ever-Changing Ideal Body Type
Traditionally, the fashion industry has favored extremely slim body types, epitomized by iconic models like Kate Moss. Marilyn Monroe’s voluptuous figure, once admired, has been replaced by the preference for an hourglass shape. However, a groundbreaking study from Texas University has questioned this longstanding notion.
Embracing Fuller and Curvier Figures
The study indicates that a ‘fuller’ and ‘curvier’ body type is preferred among women. The ideal body mass index (BMI) is identified as 18.85, with specific measurements for bust size, waist, and hips. Interestingly, these specifications closely align with those of British model Kelly Brook, whose appearance challenges today’s beauty standards.
Beauty Lies in the Eye of the Beholder
It is crucial to acknowledge that attractiveness is subjective, and people have diverse aesthetic preferences. While the study identifies an ‘ideal’ body type based on scientific data, it does not invalidate other body shapes as unacceptable or unattractive. It merely challenges the conventional notion that thinness is the sole measure of beauty.
Celebrating Diversity in Beauty
Recognizing the variance in perceptions of attractiveness is particularly relevant in contemporary society, which increasingly values diversity. The modeling industry has gradually embraced plus-size models, exemplified by trailblazers like Ashley Graham. Such inclusivity highlights that all body types can be stunning and should be celebrated.
The scientific study challenging conventional beauty standards sparks thought-provoking discussions about attractiveness and societal norms. While it identifies an ‘ideal’ body type, it does not diminish the beauty of other forms. Embracing diversity in beauty empowers individuals to appreciate their uniqueness and promotes a more inclusive perspective on attractiveness. As we continue to evolve, let us celebrate the myriad ways beauty manifests itself in our world.
What are your views on the study’s conclusions and the evolving standards of beauty? Join the conversation and share your opinions in the comments section. Let your friends and family participate in this thought-provoking discussion!
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