“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
They Adopted A Pit Bull From An Animal Shelter, But What The Dog Did One Day They Were Shocked
In a quaint Minnesota town, a family’s journey took an unexpected turn when they welcomed Joy, a pit bull mix, into their fold from a local animal shelter two years ago. Little did they know, Joy would soon become more than just a pet; she would emerge as a guardian angel for their two children, Emilly, 6, and Jonas, 10.
The bond between the kids and Joy was instantaneous and unbreakable. Days were spent in joyous companionship, with playful romps, leisurely strolls, and even shared bedtime stories. But it was the special connection between Jonas and Joy that truly warmed the heart.
One fateful evening, as the family basked in the tranquility of their backyard, a sudden commotion upstairs jolted them from their reverie. Jonas’s mother, sensing something amiss, hurriedly made her way to investigate, her heart racing with apprehension.
What she discovered in the bathroom sent shivers down her spine. Jonas lay unconscious in the tub, perilously close to slipping into the water. And there, amidst the chaos, was Joy, frantically barking and tugging at Jonas’s hair and hands, her instincts kicking into overdrive.
In a moment of sheer terror, Jonas’s mother realized that Joy was not the cause of distress but rather the beacon of hope in their darkest hour. With trembling hands, she dialed 911, and within moments, paramedics were on the scene, whisking Jonas away to safety.
It was Joy’s unwavering determination and quick thinking that saved Jonas’s life that night. Gratitude overflowed in the family’s hearts as they reflected on the miraculous turn of events. “Without Joy, I shudder to think what might have happened”, Jonas’s mother remarked tearfully. “Her heroism knows no bounds, and for that, we are eternally grateful. She deserves all the steaks in the world.”
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