A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
A neighbor’s amusing response to criticism of their Halloween decorations has gone viral!
This Halloween season, Salena Webb, a mother of four from South Carolina, has shown us that kindness can shine even in the spookiest of times. A devoted Halloween fan, Salena transformed her yard into a graveyard scene filled with ghosts, pumpkins, and skeletons. However, when her neighbor approached her with a heartfelt request, she chose compassion over decor.
Her neighbor explained that his elderly father, recently diagnosed with lung cancer, found the decorations a bit too frightening, particularly the casket. Understanding the emotional weight of the situation, Salena agreed to remove it. She noted, “I didn’t want to be a reminder of what could happen if he doesn’t beat cancer.”
Salena not only took down the casket but also repurposed the skeletons with badminton rackets and moved the scarier elements to her backyard. Reflecting on her decision, she remarked, “Kindness is free, and compassion goes a long way.”
Her TikTok video showcasing this moment resonated with many, with viewers praising her for her empathy. Comments like, “Now this is what being a good neighbor is all about,” highlighted the positive impact of her gesture.
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