A newly married couple are in bed…Brilliant continuation!
When you find that one person you want to spend your eternity with, you accept them with all their virtues and flaws.
One of the things most people want to know about their partner is how many people they have previously been with, and although this question can sometimes trigger jealousy, that’s still something normal.
A newlywed couple were in a bed when the husband raised the questions about the number of previous partners.
He gathered the courage to ask his wife if she was willing to share such information with him, but she didn’t say anything back, she just started gazing at the ceiling.
Pressing the matter, he assured her, “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?” but was again met with silence.
Filled with regret that his words could have offended his loved one, the man apologized.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I simply thought we could have an open and trusting relationship…”
After continued silence, he uttered, “That’s alright, please don’t be upset.”
Again, there was no answer so he got closer to her and started kissing her and showering her with affection.
Frustrated, she turned to him and said, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”
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Newborn Baby Cries All Day No Matter What Parents Do, after a While They Check His Crib
Walter returns home to find his wife, Abby, overwhelmed by their baby Logan’s relentless cries. But in the nursery, Walter discovers a dictaphone playing the cries and a ransom note demanding $200,000 for Logan’s return. Walter suspects a janitor he once argued with, but when they try to contact the police, they’re warned to stay away.
Desperate, Walter arranges the ransom, but the courier reveals he doesn’t know where Logan is. Returning home, Walter realizes Abby has taken Logan and vanished. He soon learns Abby orchestrated the kidnapping. With FBI help, Walter tricks Abby into returning Logan to the hospital, where she’s arrested. As she’s taken away, Abby reveals Logan isn’t biologically Walter’s. Despite the betrayal, Walter vows to adopt Logan and give him a loving home.
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