Eye test

An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.

Three gruff-appearing bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining.

The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter after poking his cigarette into the elderly man’s pie as they passed him.

Taking up the old man’s milk, the second motorcyclist spat into it. Before stepping up to the counter with the other bikers, the third one turned over the old man’s plate.

Putting down his money, the old man stood up and walked out of the café without a word to the laughing bikers. The waitress heard one of the bikers ask, “Not much of a man, was he?”

Furthermore, not much of a truck driver, the waitress retorted. Just now, he backed his large vehicle over three motorcyclists!