Cuando Colin y su mujer, Alice, acaban trabajando en la misma empresa para el tirano de los negocios, el Sr. Taylor, creen que han conseguido un buen trato mientras se dedican a sus pasiones. Pero tras un error en el trabajo, Alice es ridiculizada delante de todos, lo que provoca las represalias de Colin. Cuando la pareja pierde su trabajo, Colin se queda luchando por vengarse…
Trabajar como chófer para el dueño de una empresa mediana nunca fue un sueño, pero pagaba las facturas. Si tuviera que ser sincero, te diría que lo que siempre había querido hacer era tener mi propia empresa de construcción, pero la vida a menudo actúa de forma curiosa.
Un hombre sonriente vestido de chófer | Fuente: Midjourney
El lado positivo de ser conductor era que podía ir a sitios elegantes y trabajar junto a mi esposa, Alice. Nos habíamos conocido hacía años, mucho antes de que ninguno de los dos acabara trabajando en el mismo sitio. Pero cuando Alice consiguió el puesto de asistente personal del Sr. Taylor, le dejó mi currículum.
“Todo va a salir bien, Colin”, me dijo una noche, cuando preparábamos pasta para cenar.
“Necesita un chófer personal, y tú puedes hacerlo. Ninguno de los dos tiene que quedarse allí para siempre, pero la paga es lo bastante buena por el momento. Así que, hasta que aparezca algo mejor para nosotros, tendremos que conformarnos”.
Una mujer sonriente | Fuente: Midjourney
“Lo sé”, acepté. “Es sólo que esto está tan lejos de mi sueño que tengo la sensación de que me voy a quedar estancado en esto. Pero no pasa nada, sólo me atascaré si me conformo. Y no voy a hacerlo”.
Nuestro jefe, el Sr. Taylor, era una pieza. A primera vista, parecía el típico empresario. Ya saben, los trajes elegantes, siempre pegado a su teléfono, y tenía una forma de hablar que te hacía pensar que sabía algo que tú no sabías.
Un hombre de negocios severo | Fuente: Midjourney
Pero la verdad era sencilla: El Sr. Taylor era un hombre que prosperaba con el control, y cuanto más estrechaba su control sobre la empresa y todos sus empleados, peor nos iban las cosas a todos.
Alice llevaba meses lidiando con su mal humor. Recientemente se había estado preparando para una gran reunión de negocios que invitaría a nuevos inversores a la empresa, lo que pondría su imperio de seguridad en el mapa.
Un empresario sujetándose la cabeza | Fuente: Midjourney
“Estás estresada, Alice”, le dije simplemente cuando me dijo lo tensos que tenía los hombros.
“Él está bajo mucha presión, cariño”, dijo ella. “Lo que significa que yo estoy bajo mucha presión”.
Intentó encogerse de hombros, pero me di cuenta de que le estaba pasando factura. Alice estaba siempre al límite, comprobándolo todo dos veces, temiendo cometer el más mínimo error.
Una mujer estresada | Fuente: Midjourney
Entonces ocurrió lo de la semana pasada.
A lo largo de los años, el Sr. Taylor se había acercado a Alice y confiaba plenamente en ella. Así que, cuando hubo que negociar un nuevo contrato con unos nuevos contratistas, mandó a Alice.
“Te he preparado, Alice”, retumbó su voz. “Es sencillo, y todo está en la presentación y los folletos que les hemos preparado. Lo único que tienes que hacer es presentar y ver si tienen alguna pregunta. Luego les diriges una sonrisa y les haces firmar. Fácil”.
Un empresario | Fuente: Midjourney
Alice sonrió. Sabía que le encantaba la responsabilidad extra y quería demostrarle su valía. Estaba cansada de ser una asistente personal y quería más.
Pero cuando llegó a casa aquella noche, tenía la cara pálida.
“La reunión no fue bien”, admitió en voz baja. “Se echaron atrás. Todos”.
Una mujer estresada | Fuente: Midjourney
“¿Qué? ¿Por qué?”, pregunté, sintiendo que se me revolvía el estómago. Sabía que iba a haber consecuencias. El señor Taylor iba a hacer saber a todo el mundo lo decepcionado que estaba con Alice.
Puse la tetera al fuego y senté a Alice, animándola a que me lo contara todo.
“Insistió en unos términos bastante ridículos”, me explicó. “Intenté decirle que no lo aceptarían, pero no me escuchó. Quiero decir, Colin, había cláusulas de hasta quince millones de dólares. Es decir, si alguien se echaba atrás, tenían que pagarle esa cantidad de dinero, y habría sido viable una vez firmado el contrato.”
Una tetera sobre un mostrador | Fuente: Midjourney
“Y déjame adivinar, ¿te echa la culpa a ti?”.
Ella asintió con la cabeza tristemente.
Cogí la mano de mi esposa y la apreté con fuerza.
“No es culpa tuya, amor. El señor Taylor intenta ser un hombre calculador, pero siempre toma atajos. Debería haberlo sabido”.
Personas sentadas en una sala de juntas | Fuente: Midjourney
Pero al día siguiente, cuando me acerqué a la oficina para decirle al Sr. Taylor que llevaría el automóvil a una revisión, las cosas pasaron a un nivel completamente nuevo.
El Sr. Taylor convocó una reunión, sacando a todo el mundo de sus mesas y llevándolo a la zona abierta de la oficina. Me quedé al fondo, inseguro de si quedarme o marcharme con el coche. Pero entonces vi a mi esposa, con los ojos hundidos y los hombros caídos.
“¡Todos!”, ladró el Sr. Taylor. Inmediatamente, la charla se apagó.
Un hombre enfadado con traje | Fuente: Midjourney
“Quiero que todos miren a Alice. Mírenla bien y detenidamente”.
Alice se movió incómoda, con la cara enrojecida.
“¡Éste es el aspecto de un fracasado! No me extraña que nuestros nuevos socios potenciales se hayan echado atrás. Parece encorvada y da miedo. Como un espantapájaros. Alice es el ejemplo perfecto de lo que no se debe parecer. Alice es el ejemplo perfecto de una contratación errónea”.
Una mujer alterada con los ojos cerrados | Fuente: Midjourney
Unas cuantas risitas nerviosas recorrieron la multitud, pero la mayoría se limitó a apartar la mirada. Sentía que me hervía la sangre bajo la piel. Nunca le había visto llegar tan lejos.
Antes de que pudiera detenerme, estaba avanzando, abriéndome paso entre la multitud.
“¡Eh, ya basta!”, grité.
El Sr. Taylor se volvió, con los ojos entrecerrados.
Un hombre enfadado con traje | Fuente: Midjourney
“Oh, y aquí viene el caballero de brillante armadura”, se mofó. “¿Vienes a defender a tu damisela en apuros?”.
Me cuadré de hombros y le miré fijamente.
“Aquí el fracasado eres tú. No puedes hablarle así a Alice. No fue culpa suya que el trato fracasara. Fuiste tú quien insistió en esas condiciones”.
“¿Perdona?”, ladró. “¿Crees que sabes llevar un negocio mejor que yo? Sólo eres un conductor”.
Un hombre enfadado | Fuente: Midjourney
“Sí, y tú sólo eres un bravucón”, le respondí.
En la oficina reinaba un silencio sepulcral, y todos nos miraban.
“¡Estás despedido!”, espetó, con el rostro torcido por la ira. “Los dos. Fuera”.
Alice soltó un pequeño grito ahogado, pero la cogí de la mano.
Un primer plano de un hombre enfadado | Fuente: Midjourney
“Venga, vámonos”, le dije.
Salimos del despacho y la puerta se cerró tras nosotros con un fuerte golpe.
“Lo siento mucho”, susurró. “De verdad que no quería que perdieras el trabajo”.
“No es culpa tuya”, la tranquilicé. “Ya se nos ocurrirá algo. Siempre lo hacemos”.
Una mujer disgustada | Fuente: Midjourney
Pero mientras conducíamos de vuelta a casa, el peso de lo que había ocurrido empezó a hacerse sentir. Y supe que no podía dejarlo pasar. Esta vez no.
Aquella tarde, Alice estaba ocupada en la cocina. Estaba haciendo albóndigas desde cero, algo que sólo hacía cuando quería mantener la mente y las manos ocupadas.
“Colin, me he esforzado mucho. Y ahora… Ahora los dos nos hemos quedado sin trabajo por mi culpa”.
Una mujer haciendo dumplings | Fuente: Midjourney
Me acerqué a ella y la rodeé con los brazos.
“Aún no se ha acabado”, le dije. “Sé dónde va a estar esta noche. Tenía una reunión más con esos socios. Estaba en mi agenda esta mañana”.
“¿Así que te vas a colar en su reunión?”, preguntó, secándose los ojos.
“Confía en mí, será bueno”, dije, cogiendo las llaves.
Una persona con las llaves del Automóvil | Fuente: Midjourney
Conduje hasta el hotel donde era la reunión del Sr. Taylor y, al llegar a la puerta, vi su lujoso coche aparcado en el aparcamiento. Empecé a agobiarme y quise darme la vuelta, pero no podía irme sin hacer nada.
Entré y me dirigí a la zona del restaurante, donde siempre tenía sus reuniones.
Y entonces lo vi. El Sr. Taylor, sentado en una mesa apartada al fondo. Pero no estaba con un socio. No, estaba con una mujer.
El vestíbulo de un hotel | Fuente: Midjourney
Estaban sentados muy juntos, la mano de él en la rodilla de ella, con vasos de vino sobre la mesa delante de ellos. Antes de hacer nada, busqué a tientas mi teléfono y saqué unas cuantas fotos rápidas antes de escabullirme de nuevo al vestíbulo.
Luego me dirigí a casa del señor Taylor; la señora Taylor iba a ver esto.
“¡Colin! ¡Qué alegría verte!”, dijo cuando abrió la puerta.
“Hola, Sra. Taylor”, dije, intentando mantener la voz firme. “Tengo que enseñarle algo”.
Una mujer de pie en su recibidor | Fuente: Midjourney
Frunció el ceño, pero asintió.
Saqué el teléfono y se lo entregué.
“¿Es… es mi marido?”, dijo incrédula.
“Lo siento, pensé que debía saberlo”.
Rápidamente, le conté lo que había pasado en la oficina y cómo Alice y yo habíamos perdido el trabajo.
Un primer plano de un hombre | Fuente: Midjourney
“No te preocupes. Envíame esto. Reuniré a los inversores y pondré fin a todo este asunto. Me gustaría ver lo que hace sin dinero. Y de todos modos, ésta era la empresa de mi padre; hay una cláusula en mi contrato matrimonial que establece que, si se demuestra la infidelidad, la empresa recaerá exclusivamente en mí”.
No podía creer lo que estaba oyendo.
“Dame una semana, Colin”, me dijo. “Alice y tú volverán a ocupar sus puestos. Los dos trabajarán para mí. Disfruten de la semana libre y los veré al otro lado. Habrá una compensación por la coacción a la que los sometió mi esposo. Y cuando se reincorporen a la empresa, un aumento”.
Un primer plano de una mujer rica | Fuente: Midjourney
Me fui a casa entusiasmado con la noticia. Me moría de ganas de contarle a Alice que nos habíamos librado del hombre que nos había tratado como basura. Y ahora, había toda una serie de nuevas posibilidades por delante.
Quién sabe, quizá incluso pudiera dejar mi trabajo de conductor y volver a seguir mi pasión.
Un hombre sonriente | Fuente: Midjourney
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Manché sin querer las nuevas zapatillas blancas de mi jefe – Menos mal que mi madre conocía el secreto para limpiar zapatos blancos
Cuando el jefe de Tilly, el Sr. Cooper, recibe un par de zapatillas hechas a medida, Tilly no puede evitar echarles un vistazo. Sólo para que se produzca un desastre con el café derramado. Antes de que se dé cuenta, Tilly tiene que correr hacia su madre para ayudar a salvar el día.
¿Conoces esa sensación desgarradora que tienes cuando te das cuenta de que has metido la pata hasta el fondo? ¿Esa en la que se te cae el corazón al estómago y estás convencido de que la vida tal y como la conoces se ha acabado?
Sí, el otro día tuve esa sensación.
Una mujer sujetándose la cabeza | Fuente: Midjourney
Permíteme recapitular. Trabajo como ayudante del Sr. Cooper, propietario de una mediana empresa de logística. Aunque, como asistente, no le traigo el café ni le organizo la agenda. Mi papel es algo más importante que eso.
“Eres mi persona de referencia, Tilly”, decía el Sr. Cooper. “¡Te necesito!”.
Y eso es exactamente lo que era, su persona de referencia para todo.
Un hombre de negocios con los brazos cruzados | Fuente: Midjourney
Un día iba a recoger a sus hijos al colegio y al día siguiente le compraba una caña de pescar nueva porque la vieja se le había roto en una excursión al lago. Incluso he tenido que elegir flores para su esposa.
Pero esta vez he metido la pata. A lo grande.
El amigo del Sr. Cooper, que supongo que tiene mucho dinero y demasiado tiempo libre, hizo que le enviaran un par de zapatillas blancas hechas a medida. Al parecer, eran únicas. Como las que la gente rica y fabulosa se pone una vez y luego las guarda en una estantería como un trofeo.
Una zapatilla blanca | Fuente: Midjourney
“Se supone que son comodísimas, Tilly”, me dijo el Sr. Cooper cuando le di su batido de la tarde.
“¿Más cómodas que las que ya tiene?”, me burlé.
El señor Cooper se rió.
“Supongo que tendremos que verlo. Pero Derek dijo que te hacen sentir como si caminaras sobre el aire. Eso ya es algo”.
Una persona con un batido en la mano | Fuente: Midjourney
Cuando llegó el mensajero, el Sr. Cooper me pidió que se las cogiera inmediatamente.
“Puedes dejarlas en mi escritorio, Tilly. He visto una foto de ellas -Derek me envió una antes de empaquetarlas-. Pero ahora tengo una reunión y luego he quedado con Lenore y los niños para cenar. Así que sólo las veré mañana”.
Asentí y bajé las escaleras hasta el vestíbulo, donde me esperaba el mensajero con el preciado par de zapatillas.
Un repartidor | Fuente: Midjourney
“Gracias”, le dije, firmando para recibir el paquete.
Esta obra se inspira en hechos y personas reales, pero se ha ficcionalizado con fines creativos. Se han cambiado nombres, personajes y detalles para proteger la intimidad y mejorar la narración. Cualquier parecido con personas reales, vivas o muertas, o con hechos reales es pura coincidencia y no es intención del autor.
El autor y el editor no garantizan la exactitud de los acontecimientos ni la representación de los personajes, y no se hacen responsables de ninguna interpretación errónea. Esta historia se proporciona “tal cual”, y las opiniones expresadas son las de los personajes y no reflejan los puntos de vista del autor ni del editor.
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Carly Simon finally says who “You’re So Vain” is written about, confirms what we knew all along
With two successful albums in the span of only nine months, Simon soon found herself solidified as a famous and immensely popular singer/songwriter. In 1971, she received a Grammy Award for Best New Artist of the Year, and additionally one nomination in the “Best Pop Female Vocalist” category.
Carly Simon – “You’re So Vain”
In November of 1972, Carly Simon released her third album, and it was intended to be her big commercial breakthrough. No Secrets spent five weeks at No. 1 on the US Billboard 200 chart and quickly achieved gold status.
It was a great album that spread all over the world, spending weeks and weeks on the top of the charts in countries like Norway, Australia and Canada. But it was one song in particular – the third on the album – that would change her life forever.
You’re So Vain was the song that most people reference when talking of Carly Simon. It was a smash-hit right away, and throughout the years, it’s grown even bigger and bigger.
The song is currently ranked at No. 92 on Billboard‘s Greatest Songs of All-Time list. In 2014, it was voted as number as no 216 when Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) asked the question of the best songs of the century. That same year, it was crowned as the ultimate song of the 1970’s by the UK Official Charts Company.
The album was recorded at the famous Trident Studios in London, England, where bands like The Beatles recorded The White Album and David Bowie made Space Oddity.
You’re So Vain – recording
You’re So Vain also held plenty of secrets when it was released, and for many years it was the subject of one of rock ‘n’ roll’s biggest mysteries. But we’ll get to that soon.
Firstly, Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is uncredited on the song, even though he sings on the chorus.
At the time of the recording, several other famous artists were at the Trident Studios, and the likes of Paul McCartney, Linda McCartney, legendary record producer George Martin, and Harry Nilsson watched her record. Actually, McCartney himself pitched in to guest star with background vocals.
And then there was Mick Jagger. Carly Simon wrote in her memoir that he actually invited himself to the recording. Jagger had pursued her in London and called Trident Studios once he understood she was there.
“It was shortly after midnight. Mick and I, we were close together – the same height, same coloring, same lips,” Simon writes.
“I felt as if I was trying to stay within a pink gravity that was starting to loosen its silky grip on me. I was thrilled by the proximity, remembering all the times I had spent imitating him in front of my closet mirror.”
As mentioned, You’re So Vain was a rock ‘n’ roll mystery. It’s always fun to know the background story of a song, wether its about a certain event, a person, or if that one line is a reference for something special.
You’re So Vain – who is it about?
In Carly Simon’s case, no one knew who You’re So Vain was about.
Some guessed – and had conspiracy theories – that the song was about Mick Jagger. Sure, there was a pretty clear connection between the two, especially since he actually sang on the record.
But no, it turns out the rumours were wrong. The truth is that You’re So Vain – at least the second verse – is about one-time Hollywood lothario Warren Beatty, whom she dated briefly in the early 1970’s.
“You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive.
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair.
And that you would never leave.
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me.
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Clouds in my coffee”.
In her memoir, Carly revealed that the song was also about two other people, but she won’t reveal who they were.
“I don’t think so,” she told People. “At least until they know it’s about them.”
“Probably, if we were sitting over at dinner and I said: ‘remember that time you walked into the party and…’ I don’t know if I’ll do it. I never thought I would admit that it was more than one person.”
Simon dated Warren Beatty for a short while in the ’70s, and described him as a “glorious specimen” who put all other men “to shame, if looks and charm were what you were after.”
Carly Simon – James Taylor
So what about Carly Simon’s love life besides Warren? Well, she’s been married once, to singer/songwriter James Taylor.
They had met briefly as children, and then again in her dressing room in 1971. She described the latter meeting in her book. Taylor was there together with his then-girlfriend Joni Mitchell.
“He was barefoot, long-legged, long-footed – and is knees were bent,” she wrote in her memoir.
”He wore dark red, loose, wide-wale corduroys and a long-sleeved Henley with one button open, his right hand clutching a self-rule cigarette. His hair, simultaneously shiny and disheveled, fell evenly on both sides of his head, and he wore a scruffy, understated mustache, the kind so fashionable back in the yearly 1970s. He seemed both kempt and unkempt. Even sprawled out on the floor, everything about him communicated that he was, in fact, the center of something – the core of an apple, the center of a note.”
Carly Simon and James Taylor started dating later the same year and tied the knot in November of 1972. 11 years later, the couple divorced, but it wasn’t just because they didn’t have the same love for each other anymore.
Carly Simon – children
Simon explained that it mostly had to do with drugs. They had two children, now grown up and working in the music business. Daughter Sally Taylor is 46 years old and Ben Taylor’s 43.
Her memoir Boys in the Trees pretty much ends with her marriage to James Taylor. Her son hasn’t read the book. But her daughter has.
“I think he would feel more conflicted than Sally did,” Simon told ABC in 2016. “I had told her almost everything, but when she read it all together, she was just so amazed. She said, ‘I’m so proud of you for being able to tell it like it is for you.’”
Carly Simon was later engaged to musician Russ Kunkel in 1985. She married writer James Hart in December 1987, but the couple divorced in 2007.
Carly Simon, now 75 years of age, continued making music for many years to come. And, as a by-product, continued to win several awards for her trophy cabinet.
Her 1977 worldwide hit Nobody Does It Better was the theme song of the Bond movie The Spy Who Loved Me. It’s considered by many to be one of the greatest Bond anthems of all time.
Hall of Fame entry
In 1988, she released the song Let The River Run, first featured in the 1988 movie Working Girl. With the song, she became the first singer ever to win three major awards for a single track: an Academy Award, a Grammy and a Golden Globe.
Six years later, in 1994, Carly was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Carly Simon lived a happy life during the 1960s and 1970s. She sure is a legendary singer with a legacy that will live on forever.
Thank you for all the wonderful music, Carly, and we hope to hear more in the future.
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When Carly Simon wrote the song You’re So Vain, her career changed forever, and yet the song remains one of rock ‘n’ roll’s biggest mysteries. Who is the person Simon is singing about?
Well, Carly herself has revealed who the classic song is about.
The 1970’s sure was a time for great music. During the 1960’s, bands like The Beatles had conquered the world, and now it was time for the likes of Bob Dylan and others to take over.
Carly Simon – singer/songwriter
One of those who did just that was Carly Simon. The wonderful singer/songwriter became one of the most popular artists when her career began to grow in the early 1970’s.
We’ve all heard You’re so Vain and various other classics from the New Yorker. But what about her life? And who was You’re so Vain actually about? This is the story of the wonderful Carly Simon.
Carly Simon was born on June 25, 1945, in New York City, the youngest daughter of an upper-class New York family. Her father Richard Simon was the co-founder of the Simon & Schuster publishing company.
Carly Simon – childhood
Now, Carly’s childhood wasn’t exactly perfect. As a third daughter, she often felt inadequate. Did her parents really want her?
“After two daughters he’d been counting on a son, a male successor to be named Carl. When I was born, he and Mommy simply added a y to the word, like an accusing chromosome: Carly,” she said.
When she was just 7 or 8 years old, Carly experienced a string of disturbing sexual encounters with a teenage boy.
“I didn’t realize that I was being used,” she said in an interview with USA Today. “I thought of myself as being in love with him. I’m sure a lot of girls go through the same thing.”
As a young girl, Carly got to see what the music industry was all about. But it would be some time before she would become the sensation she was.
Simon split her time between her family’s townhouse in Greenwich Village, New York and a wonderful estate in Stamford, Connecticut. The estate in Stamford saw the young girl surrounded by celebrities like Albert Einstein and Eleanor Roosevelt.
The Simon family were also good friends of legendary baseball player Jackie Robinson, who soon would take Carly under his wing. Jackie Robinson and his family lived in the Stamford house while their own home was under construction.
Befriended Jackie Robinson
She got to sit in the dugout at the old Ebbets Field in Brooklyn – home of the then-Brooklyn Dodgers. Soon, she became the unofficial mascot of the team.
“Jackie even taught me how to bat lefty, though it never took”, Simon wrote in her memoir Boys in the Trees (2015).
“He always had the cutest look around the side of his mouth, as if he were thinking about what he was about to say before he said it.”
However, the family would go through a tragedy. Simon’s father was strong-armed out of his own company, and died in 1960, just before his daughter’s 16th birthday.
For her part, Carly showed an early interest in music. She started singing together with brother Joey – who later became a successful writer, writing the music for the Broadway show The Secret Garden – but later, it was her and her sister who would go on to pursue a career in the business.
As Carly wrote on her website, she and sister Lucy taught themselves three chords on the guitar and hitch-hiked up to Provincetown, MA in the summer of 1964.
The Simon Sisters – as they called themselves – sang at a local bar called The Moors, with a repertoar consisting of folk music, as well as some of their own songs.
Touring with sister Lucy
Carly Simon and Lucy were eventually signed to Kapp Records and played a couple of clubs in Greenwich Village, opening for early comedians Woody Allen and Dick Cavett, among others, and even played in the UK.
In her memoir, Simon recalls the boat trip across the Atlantic heading home.
They were on the same boat as Sean Connery, and Carly and her sister ended up spending the trip with the actor. At that point, of course, no one could realize or even imagine that Carly would write a Bond theme song 12 years later.
The sister duo released three albums in the 1960s before Lucy left to get married.
Carly Simon was on her own, but still determined to forge a career in the music industry. However, her career had a slow start. She started working as a summer-camp counselor and as a secretary on a TV show.
Carly’s career
In February of 1971, Simon released her debut album Carly Simon. The song That’s the Way I’ve Always Heard It Should Be – an anti-marriage-song – became her first hit, reaching No. 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 list.
In October, later the same year, Simon released her second album, Anticipation. By now, things had really started to blow up. Her album went gold in two years and contained the smash hit Anticipation, which peaked at No. 13 on the Billboard pop singles chart and also at No. 3 on the Billboard Adult Contemporary chart in the United States.
According to herself, Simon wrote the song in just 15 minutes while waiting for Cat Stevens at her place, whom she was dating at the time and had made dinner for. When he arrived, the song was ready, but the date only lasted a short while.
“He gave me whispers and drawings of Blake poems,” Carly Simon said. “He told me about his childhood, his mixed Greek and Swedish parents, and we made a connection that has lasted.”
With two successful albums in the span of only nine months, Simon soon found herself solidified as a famous and immensely popular singer/songwriter. In 1971, she received a Grammy Award for Best New Artist of the Year, and additionally one nomination in the “Best Pop Female Vocalist” category.
Carly Simon – “You’re So Vain”
In November of 1972, Carly Simon released her third album, and it was intended to be her big commercial breakthrough. No Secrets spent five weeks at No. 1 on the US Billboard 200 chart and quickly achieved gold status.
It was a great album that spread all over the world, spending weeks and weeks on the top of the charts in countries like Norway, Australia and Canada. But it was one song in particular – the third on the album – that would change her life forever.
You’re So Vain was the song that most people reference when talking of Carly Simon. It was a smash-hit right away, and throughout the years, it’s grown even bigger and bigger.
The song is currently ranked at No. 92 on Billboard‘s Greatest Songs of All-Time list. In 2014, it was voted as number as no 216 when Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) asked the question of the best songs of the century. That same year, it was crowned as the ultimate song of the 1970’s by the UK Official Charts Company.
The album was recorded at the famous Trident Studios in London, England, where bands like The Beatles recorded The White Album and David Bowie made Space Oddity.
You’re So Vain – recording
You’re So Vain also held plenty of secrets when it was released, and for many years it was the subject of one of rock ‘n’ roll’s biggest mysteries. But we’ll get to that soon.
Firstly, Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is uncredited on the song, even though he sings on the chorus.
At the time of the recording, several other famous artists were at the Trident Studios, and the likes of Paul McCartney, Linda McCartney, legendary record producer George Martin, and Harry Nilsson watched her record. Actually, McCartney himself pitched in to guest star with background vocals.
And then there was Mick Jagger. Carly Simon wrote in her memoir that he actually invited himself to the recording. Jagger had pursued her in London and called Trident Studios once he understood she was there.
“It was shortly after midnight. Mick and I, we were close together – the same height, same coloring, same lips,” Simon writes.
“I felt as if I was trying to stay within a pink gravity that was starting to loosen its silky grip on me. I was thrilled by the proximity, remembering all the times I had spent imitating him in front of my closet mirror.”
As mentioned, You’re So Vain was a rock ‘n’ roll mystery. It’s always fun to know the background story of a song, wether its about a certain event, a person, or if that one line is a reference for something special.
You’re So Vain – who is it about?
In Carly Simon’s case, no one knew who You’re So Vain was about.
Some guessed – and had conspiracy theories – that the song was about Mick Jagger. Sure, there was a pretty clear connection between the two, especially since he actually sang on the record.
But no, it turns out the rumours were wrong. The truth is that You’re So Vain – at least the second verse – is about one-time Hollywood lothario Warren Beatty, whom she dated briefly in the early 1970’s.
“You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive.
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair.
And that you would never leave.
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me.
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Clouds in my coffee”.
In her memoir, Carly revealed that the song was also about two other people, but she won’t reveal who they were.
“I don’t think so,” she told People. “At least until they know it’s about them.”
“Probably, if we were sitting over at dinner and I said: ‘remember that time you walked into the party and…’ I don’t know if I’ll do it. I never thought I would admit that it was more than one person.”
Simon dated Warren Beatty for a short while in the ’70s, and described him as a “glorious specimen” who put all other men “to shame, if looks and charm were what you were after.”
Carly Simon – James Taylor
So what about Carly Simon’s love life besides Warren? Well, she’s been married once, to singer/songwriter James Taylor.
They had met briefly as children, and then again in her dressing room in 1971. She described the latter meeting in her book. Taylor was there together with his then-girlfriend Joni Mitchell.
“He was barefoot, long-legged, long-footed – and is knees were bent,” she wrote in her memoir.
”He wore dark red, loose, wide-wale corduroys and a long-sleeved Henley with one button open, his right hand clutching a self-rule cigarette. His hair, simultaneously shiny and disheveled, fell evenly on both sides of his head, and he wore a scruffy, understated mustache, the kind so fashionable back in the yearly 1970s. He seemed both kempt and unkempt. Even sprawled out on the floor, everything about him communicated that he was, in fact, the center of something – the core of an apple, the center of a note.”
Carly Simon and James Taylor started dating later the same year and tied the knot in November of 1972. 11 years later, the couple divorced, but it wasn’t just because they didn’t have the same love for each other anymore.
Carly Simon – children
Simon explained that it mostly had to do with drugs. They had two children, now grown up and working in the music business. Daughter Sally Taylor is 46 years old and Ben Taylor’s 43.
Her memoir Boys in the Trees pretty much ends with her marriage to James Taylor. Her son hasn’t read the book. But her daughter has.
“I think he would feel more conflicted than Sally did,” Simon told ABC in 2016. “I had told her almost everything, but when she read it all together, she was just so amazed. She said, ‘I’m so proud of you for being able to tell it like it is for you.’”
Carly Simon was later engaged to musician Russ Kunkel in 1985. She married writer James Hart in December 1987, but the couple divorced in 2007.
Carly Simon, now 75 years of age, continued making music for many years to come. And, as a by-product, continued to win several awards for her trophy cabinet.
Her 1977 worldwide hit Nobody Does It Better was the theme song of the Bond movie The Spy Who Loved Me. It’s considered by many to be one of the greatest Bond anthems of all time.
Hall of Fame entry
In 1988, she released the song Let The River Run, first featured in the 1988 movie Working Girl. With the song, she became the first singer ever to win three major awards for a single track: an Academy Award, a Grammy and a Golden Globe.
Six years later, in 1994, Carly was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Carly Simon lived a happy life during the 1960s and 1970s. She sure is a legendary singer with a legacy that will live on forever.
Thank you for all the wonderful music, Carly, and we hope to hear more in the future.
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