A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:
Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?
The phrase didn’t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled.He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone.
At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary’s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:
When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies:
My Demanding Neighbor Complained to the HOA About My Halloween Decorations – The Following Day, She Was Pleading for Assistance on My Doorstep
My neighbor, Irene, reported me to the HOA over my Halloween decorations—plastic skeletons and cobwebs. Less than a day later, she was at my door begging for help. Why the change of heart? You’ll see!
I’m Wendy, a retired schoolteacher and grandma, and apparently, public enemy number one in our neighborhood.
“Wendy! What are you doing?” Irene yelled, hands on hips, when she spotted me decorating.
“It’s Halloween, Irene! Same as I’ve done for 30 years.”
“But it’s so… GARISH!” she exclaimed.
I chuckled. “It’s supposed to be a little garish.”
A week later, I received an HOA letter about my decorations. Guess who complained? I called the HOA, and they said I had to remove my decor in 48 hours or face a fine. Not happening!
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